Comedy!

It is not the forte of the sportswriter generally. Sure you may have a King Kauffman here or there, but there are a whole lot more Jay Mariotti's. And I found one "mini-jay" today going by the name of Bob Ford:

All these years, I thought GQ stood for Gentleman's Quarterly, but when the magazine came out with its exclusive, wide-ranging interview with Donovan McNabb this week, it's obvious the initials stand for Gone Qwazy.

Ouch.

Because that's where McNabb has gone. Not Washington, D.C., or Landover, Md. But Qwazy, USA, Zip code 55555.

So...you're gonna keep going with that joke huh?

And then there's the barfing. Admittedly, a lot of the legend associated with whether McNabb did or did not lose his Keeblers in the Super Bowl hinges on the recollection of Freddie Mitchell, who has a little Gone Qwazy in him, too.

Wow, you really want to hammer this thing home...well comedy of three's I guess.

Case Closed!