This Really Got My Goat...

Whatever that may mean.

Regarding fantasy sports:
"I never pay attention to it," says the Detroit Tigers' Jim Leyland, who's been managing the real thing for more than 20 years. "It's amazing when you hear fans say, 'Hey, I had your guy on my fantasy team.' That doesn't mean anything to us."


Seriously, what a jerk thing to say.
Timmy: “Hey Mr. Leyland, I bought your jersey today cause you’re my favorite manager!”
“Suck it Timmy, I gotta go have a smoke.”

Maybe people do it to feel like they're in charge of a real team. But it's nothing like a real team, believe me.

Yeah old man, no one thinks that.