Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Edwin Jackson Is Ruining The White Sox

Apparently that's the new theme in the Chicago Newspapers. You know, ignoring his sick stats since coming to the White Sox. Even with his .98 ERA, he's the reason for them falling apart because...he killed team chemistry. It's obvious to everyone in know:

Leading up to the July 31 trade deadline, some Sox players had said Trader Kenny didn't need to make a move, especially one to acquire a hitter. He traded for a pitcher, Edwin Jackson, and the Sox nosedived.

See! You get a good player and your team collapses. It's just logic!

Case Closed.

Monday, August 30, 2010

What Would I Do Without You Phil?

Risk of adding Ramirez may be rewarding for Sox

I don't want to get too excited, but the unsure nature of that headline makes me suspicious that my boy Sky Andrecheck is writing headlines for the Tribune. Wow, the combined powers of Phil Rogers and Sky would be unstoppable! Well lets get to the good stuff (me in regular/Phil in italics).

Williams already has traded Daniel Hudson and entry-level lefty David Holmberg for Edwin Jackson, and the Sox have lost six games in the standings with Jackson (at an additional $1.4 million) on the payroll. Here's hoping Williams doesn't add to the body count to lessen the financial burden of acquiring Ramirez.

In 4 starts Edwin has not given up over 1 ER and has a .96 ERA. He also has 2 wins if you care about that sort of thing. My point is, I do not think it's Jackson's fault that the Sox are free falling from the playoff picture.

Considering the Sox are getting such a diminished version of Ramirez that the Dodgers have been starting Scott Podsednik instead of him, the risk seems extreme. But their lineup isn't the greatest either, even if they have averaged 6.2 runs over the last two weeks.

I can't believe Phil is going to make me look up Manny Ramirez's numbers and compare them to Podsednik. Manny OPS .915. Pods .708. The reason they have been starting Pods recently is so Manny doesn't get hurt before the Dodgers could deal him. At 38, Manny is injury prone. That would have been a much more valid argument. I don't see why he didn't mention it.

Ramirez, ejected during a pinch-hit at-bat Sunday in Colorado, has 40 RBIs and a .915 OPS in 66 games this season, which has been interrupted by three stints on the disabled list. Paul Konerko is the only Sox regular who has been as productive with performance prorated by availability.

Oh he did. Way to make me seem like a jerk Phil.

Don't worry too much about Ramirez's dreadlocks and what he does or doesn't do in the clubhouse. He has historically been a non-factor off the field — although, sure, it would be nice if he kept his uniform on until the end of games, something he might not have always done in Los Angeles.

Here's the snap. Go deep. The Sox are so desperate, they're calling the hail-Manny play.

Looks like someone was just as desperate for a joke to end him column with.

Case Closed.